TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-02-25
APPROVED
Stinky Pete
Strength57
Speed92
Endurance55
Technique86
Molecular Density1.7
Existential Dread40
Fingers12
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
Stinky Pete VS TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence"
TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence"
42Strength
101Speed
59Endurance
89Technique
0.8Molecular Density
85Existential Dread
12Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence"
Violence concluded.
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