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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
10-03-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, October 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Chairman of the Floor

Chairman of the Floor

Strength63
Speed68
Endurance81
Technique79
Molecular Density1.1
Existential Dread45
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Chairman of the Floor VS Lawnmower Jesus
Lawnmower Jesus

Lawnmower Jesus

74Strength
67Speed
52Endurance
106Technique
92.4Molecular Density
77Existential Dread
11Fingers
9Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Lawnmower Jesus
Violence concluded.
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