TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-07-25
APPROVED
Swisher Sweet
Strength77
Speed77
Endurance80
Technique76
Molecular Density28.4
Existential Dread88
Fingers12
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Swisher Sweet VS Punchin Bag
Punchin Bag
20Strength
36Speed
117Endurance
117Technique
33.6Molecular Density
49Existential Dread
12Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Punchin Bag
Violence concluded.
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