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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
10-09-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Thursday, October 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Borrowed Time

Borrowed Time

Strength72
Speed78
Endurance69
Technique81
Molecular Density1.4
Existential Dread44
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Borrowed Time VS Passive Voice
Passive Voice

Passive Voice

52Strength
86Speed
73Endurance
89Technique
1.1Molecular Density
81Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Borrowed Time
Violence concluded.
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