TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
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Strength100
Speed31
Endurance83
Technique76
Molecular Density2.1
Existential Dread101
Fingers10
Toes10
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91Strength
45Speed
103Endurance
61Technique
0.0Molecular Density
127Existential Dread
1Fingers
10Toes
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