The Unlicensed Magician vs Moist Carl

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

10-13-25

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, October 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength104

Speed47

Endurance87

Technique62

Molecular Density73.2

Existential Dread100

Fingers10

Toes9

TALE OF THE TAPE

The Unlicensed Magician VS Moist Carl

94Strength

80Speed

75Endurance

61Technique

61.4Molecular Density

86Existential Dread

10Fingers

9Toes

The Unlicensed Magician

Violence concluded.