TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-16-25
APPROVED
Void Gazer Supreme
Strength70
Speed80
Endurance70
Technique99
Molecular Density0.9
Existential Dread100
Fingers13
Toes7
TALE OF THE TAPE
Void Gazer Supreme VS Early Bird Eddie
Early Bird Eddie
65Strength
90Speed
70Endurance
88Technique
1.6Molecular Density
60Existential Dread
9Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Early Bird Eddie
Violence concluded.
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