TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-17-25
APPROVED
The Misnomer
Strength91
Speed54
Endurance89
Technique66
Molecular Density1.3
Existential Dread17
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Misnomer VS Elevator Music
Elevator Music
40Strength
65Speed
94Endurance
91Technique
1.2Molecular Density
112Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Elevator Music
Violence concluded.
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