TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-17-25
APPROVED
Clearance Rack Rachel
Strength63
Speed97
Endurance79
Technique89
Molecular Density1.9
Existential Dread75
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Clearance Rack Rachel VS Leggings Legend Lisa
Leggings Legend Lisa
65Strength
90Speed
75Endurance
88Technique
1.7Molecular Density
70Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Leggings Legend Lisa
Violence concluded.
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