TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-18-25
APPROVED
The Margin Note
Strength49
Speed94
Endurance72
Technique85
Molecular Density0.7
Existential Dread45
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Margin Note VS Garage Sale Gloria
Garage Sale Gloria
70Strength
70Speed
80Endurance
80Technique
2.0Molecular Density
45Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
The Margin Note
Violence concluded.
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