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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
10-18-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Saturday, October 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Cell Longarms

Cell Longarms

Strength60
Speed85
Endurance70
Technique88
Molecular Density1.5
Existential Dread55
Fingers22
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
Cell Longarms VS Void Gazer Supreme
Void Gazer Supreme

Void Gazer Supreme

70Strength
80Speed
70Endurance
99Technique
0.9Molecular Density
100Existential Dread
13Fingers
7Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Void Gazer Supreme
Violence concluded.
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