LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network" vs Grammar Nazi Gertrude

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

10-22-25

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, October 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength77

Speed72

Endurance83

Technique88

Molecular Density2.1

Existential Dread75

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network" VS Grammar Nazi Gertrude

55Strength

80Speed

75Endurance

98Technique

1.8Molecular Density

85Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

Grammar Nazi Gertrude

Violence concluded.