TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-05-25
APPROVED
Monday Morning
Strength108
Speed33
Endurance94
Technique65
Molecular Density1.7
Existential Dread124
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Monday Morning VS Serif
Serif
47Strength
88Speed
78Endurance
87Technique
0.8Molecular Density
55Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Monday Morning
Violence concluded.
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