TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-06-25
APPROVED
Average Joe
Strength75
Speed75
Endurance75
Technique75
Molecular Density50.0
Existential Dread45
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Average Joe VS Waiting Room William
Waiting Room William
60Strength
50Speed
100Endurance
90Technique
2.0Molecular Density
88Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Average Joe
Violence concluded.
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