TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-06-25
APPROVED
The Thing in the Air Ducts
Strength70
Speed70
Endurance70
Technique90
Molecular Density0.7
Existential Dread98
Fingers6
Toes4
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Thing in the Air Ducts VS Crayon Scribble in Blood Red
Crayon Scribble in Blood Red
85Strength
65Speed
80Endurance
70Technique
1.6Molecular Density
71Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
The Thing in the Air Ducts
Violence concluded.
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