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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
11-07-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, November 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher"

Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher"

Strength60
Speed90
Endurance70
Technique85
Molecular Density1.9
Existential Dread70
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher" VS Paul McCartney
Paul McCartney

Paul McCartney

55Strength
75Speed
80Endurance
92Technique
2.1Molecular Density
25Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Paul McCartney
Violence concluded.
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