TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-11-25
APPROVED
Moth With a Knife
Strength15
Speed99
Endurance45
Technique76
Molecular Density0.0
Existential Dread103
Fingers0
Toes6
TALE OF THE TAPE
Moth With a Knife VS Mr. Rogers
Mr. Rogers
25Strength
35Speed
100Endurance
100Technique
1.0Molecular Density
0Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Moth With a Knife
Violence concluded.
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