TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-13-25
APPROVED
Stretch Filigree
Strength50
Speed95
Endurance85
Technique90
Molecular Density0.7
Existential Dread45
Fingers20
Toes4
TALE OF THE TAPE
Stretch Filigree VS Autoplay Assassin
Autoplay Assassin
75Strength
90Speed
70Endurance
85Technique
2.0Molecular Density
70Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Stretch Filigree
Violence concluded.
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