Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying” vs Dead Houseplant Duncan

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

11-18-25

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Tuesday, November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength70

Speed90

Endurance60

Technique80

Molecular Density1.3

Existential Dread52

Fingers12

Toes8

TALE OF THE TAPE

Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying” VS Dead Houseplant Duncan

75Strength

70Speed

85Endurance

70Technique

1.5Molecular Density

64Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

Dead Houseplant Duncan

Violence concluded.