Pancake Stabber Stevens vs Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying”

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

11-19-25

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, November 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength77

Speed81

Endurance68

Technique74

Molecular Density3.1

Existential Dread35

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Pancake Stabber Stevens VS Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying”

70Strength

90Speed

60Endurance

80Technique

1.3Molecular Density

52Existential Dread

12Fingers

8Toes

Pancake Stabber Stevens

Violence concluded.