TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-25-25
APPROVED
TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence"
Strength40
Speed98
Endurance55
Technique88
Molecular Density0.8
Existential Dread85
Fingers12
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" VS Denture Deborah
Denture Deborah
55Strength
70Speed
80Endurance
85Technique
1.4Molecular Density
40Existential Dread
6Fingers
12Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Denture Deborah
Violence concluded.
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