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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
11-27-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Thursday, November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Void Gazer Supreme

Void Gazer Supreme

Strength70
Speed80
Endurance70
Technique99
Molecular Density0.9
Existential Dread100
Fingers13
Toes7
TALE OF THE TAPE
Void Gazer Supreme VS Karen of the Comments
Karen of the Comments

Karen of the Comments

60Strength
75Speed
80Endurance
92Technique
2.1Molecular Density
88Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Karen of the Comments
Violence concluded.
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