TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-03-25
APPROVED
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Strength80
Speed70
Endurance70
Technique80
Molecular Density2.2
Existential Dread84
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
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85Strength
65Speed
80Endurance
70Technique
1.6Molecular Density
71Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
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Violence concluded.
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