Lawn Care Larry vs YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die"

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

08-05-25

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Tuesday, August 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength70

Speed75

Endurance88

Technique80

Molecular Density2.5

Existential Dread55

Fingers10

Toes10

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Lawn Care Larry VS YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die"

65Strength

85Speed

70Endurance

90Technique

1.5Molecular Density

82Existential Dread

11Fingers

9Toes

YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die"

Violence concluded.