TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-08-25
APPROVED
Skunkhand Jenkins
Strength62
Speed22
Endurance125
Technique101
Molecular Density24.3
Existential Dread80
Fingers8
Toes6
TALE OF THE TAPE
Skunkhand Jenkins VS Nick Fuentes
Nick Fuentes
80Strength
40Speed
80Endurance
100Technique
53.3Molecular Density
49Existential Dread
9Fingers
11Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Nick Fuentes
Violence concluded.
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