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🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
12-08-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, December 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Sunday Night Dread

Sunday Night Dread

Strength73
Speed78
Endurance72
Technique77
Molecular Density2.0
Existential Dread96
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Sunday Night Dread VS Knockoff Kevin
Knockoff Kevin

Knockoff Kevin

76Strength
79Speed
70Endurance
75Technique
2.2Molecular Density
33Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Sunday Night Dread
Violence concluded.
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