TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-17-25
APPROVED
Howie Dorough
Strength40
Speed65
Endurance55
Technique82
Molecular Density1.4
Existential Dread85
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Howie Dorough VS Mr. Rogers
Mr. Rogers
25Strength
35Speed
100Endurance
100Technique
1.0Molecular Density
0Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Mr. Rogers
Violence concluded.
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