TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-18-25
APPROVED
The Mysterious Bathroom Smell
Strength85
Speed65
Endurance73
Technique77
Molecular Density1.3
Existential Dread61
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Mysterious Bathroom Smell VS Loch Ness Monster
Loch Ness Monster
83Strength
70Speed
76Endurance
71Technique
28.4Molecular Density
62Existential Dread
15Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
The Mysterious Bathroom Smell
Violence concluded.
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