TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-24-25
APPROVED
Penne for Your Thoughts
Strength70
Speed80
Endurance80
Technique90
Molecular Density2.2
Existential Dread75
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Penne for Your Thoughts VS Diplomatic Immunity
Diplomatic Immunity
114Strength
89Speed
59Endurance
72Technique
39.8Molecular Density
38Existential Dread
33Fingers
21Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Penne for Your Thoughts
Violence concluded.
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