TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-25-25
APPROVED
Supplement Steve "Boss Babe"
Strength80
Speed75
Endurance85
Technique80
Molecular Density2.4
Existential Dread65
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Supplement Steve "Boss Babe" VS Disorder McFrenzy
Disorder McFrenzy
68Strength
95Speed
70Endurance
88Technique
1.5Molecular Density
92Existential Dread
12Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Supplement Steve "Boss Babe"
Violence concluded.
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