TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-27-25
APPROVED
Xandra Pancakes
Strength62
Speed79
Endurance67
Technique89
Molecular Density2.0
Existential Dread25
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Xandra Pancakes VS Empty Fridge at 2AM
Empty Fridge at 2AM
84Strength
67Speed
74Endurance
75Technique
1.6Molecular Density
81Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Xandra Pancakes
Violence concluded.
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