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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

01-05-26

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📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, January 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Cabbage Jenkins

Strength66

Speed71

Endurance86

Technique77

Molecular Density67.5

Existential Dread41

Fingers11

Toes7

TALE OF THE TAPE

Cabbage Jenkins VS The Mysterious Bathroom Smell

The Mysterious Bathroom Smell

85Strength

65Speed

73Endurance

77Technique

1.3Molecular Density

61Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Cabbage Jenkins

Violence concluded.

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