Karen of the Comments vs Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher"

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

01-09-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, January 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength60

Speed75

Endurance80

Technique92

Molecular Density2.1

Existential Dread88

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Karen of the Comments VS Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher"

60Strength

90Speed

70Endurance

85Technique

1.9Molecular Density

70Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher"

Violence concluded.