TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-09-26
APPROVED
Grollis Zephyr
Strength75
Speed90
Endurance65
Technique88
Molecular Density0.9
Existential Dread70
Fingers14
Toes6
TALE OF THE TAPE
Grollis Zephyr VS Stretch Filigree
Stretch Filigree
50Strength
95Speed
85Endurance
90Technique
0.7Molecular Density
45Existential Dread
20Fingers
4Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Stretch Filigree
Violence concluded.
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