TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-10-26
APPROVED
Empyrean Angel
Strength74
Speed43
Endurance100
Technique93
Molecular Density25.4
Existential Dread8
Fingers6
Toes7
TALE OF THE TAPE
Empyrean Angel VS Jelly Burgertoes
Jelly Burgertoes
58Strength
82Speed
72Endurance
95Technique
1.7Molecular Density
50Existential Dread
8Fingers
12Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Jelly Burgertoes
Violence concluded.
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