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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
01-10-26
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Saturday, January 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Sleep Paralysis Pam

Sleep Paralysis Pam

Strength60
Speed70
Endurance80
Technique90
Molecular Density0.9
Existential Dread99
Fingers12
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
Sleep Paralysis Pam VS Empyrean Angel
Empyrean Angel

Empyrean Angel

74Strength
43Speed
100Endurance
93Technique
25.4Molecular Density
8Existential Dread
6Fingers
7Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Empyrean Angel
Violence concluded.
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