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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

01-20-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Tuesday, January 20, 2026 at 9:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Lasagna Layer Lord

Strength85

Speed60

Endurance95

Technique88

Molecular Density3.6

Existential Dread55

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Lasagna Layer Lord VS Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

98Strength

85Speed

80Endurance

70Technique

2.9Molecular Density

25Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Lasagna Layer Lord

Violence concluded.

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