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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

01-22-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Thursday, January 22, 2026 at 8:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

☠️ Pork Chop Paradise ☠️

Strength91

Speed65

Endurance85

Technique75

Molecular Density3.2

Existential Dread8

Fingers9

Toes11

TALE OF THE TAPE

Pork Chop Paradise VS Lars Ulrich

Lars Ulrich

60Strength

95Speed

70Endurance

90Technique

2.2Molecular Density

65Existential Dread

12Fingers

8Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Lars Ulrich

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