Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager vs Impostor Syndrome Sid

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

01-28-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, January 28, 2026 at 3:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength30

Speed120

Endurance120

Technique30

Molecular Density21.4

Existential Dread99

Fingers7

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager VS Impostor Syndrome Sid

75Strength

70Speed

70Endurance

85Technique

1.7Molecular Density

91Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

Violence concluded.