Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager vs PowerPoint Paul “The Closer”

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

01-29-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Thursday, January 29, 2026 at 3:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength30

Speed120

Endurance120

Technique30

Molecular Density21.4

Existential Dread99

Fingers7

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager VS PowerPoint Paul “The Closer”

60Strength

70Speed

80Endurance

90Technique

2.6Molecular Density

35Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

PowerPoint Paul “The Closer”

Violence concluded.