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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

01-30-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, January 30, 2026 at 10:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Slurpee Samurai Steve

Strength80

Speed70

Endurance85

Technique90

Molecular Density2.6

Existential Dread35

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Slurpee Samurai Steve VS Hot Dog Roller Helena

Hot Dog Roller Helena

75Strength

85Speed

80Endurance

85Technique

2.3Molecular Density

50Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Slurpee Samurai Steve

Violence concluded.

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