Slobby Joe Jr. vs Loading Screen Eternity

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

01-31-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Saturday, January 31, 2026 at 2:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength96

Speed75

Endurance60

Technique69

Molecular Density30.0

Existential Dread98

Fingers12

Toes6

TALE OF THE TAPE

Slobby Joe Jr. VS Loading Screen Eternity

60Strength

30Speed

95Endurance

88Technique

2.1Molecular Density

85Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

Loading Screen Eternity

Violence concluded.