Loch Ness Monster vs Home Depot Manager

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

02-04-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, February 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength83

Speed70

Endurance76

Technique71

Molecular Density28.4

Existential Dread62

Fingers15

Toes8

TALE OF THE TAPE

Loch Ness Monster VS Home Depot Manager

64Strength

78Speed

99Endurance

59Technique

83.4Molecular Density

96Existential Dread

9Fingers

8Toes

Home Depot Manager

Violence concluded.