The Little Black Book vs LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network"

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

02-18-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, February 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength128

Speed103

Endurance25

Technique64

Molecular Density76.3

Existential Dread67

Fingers56

Toes30

TALE OF THE TAPE

The Little Black Book VS LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network"

75Strength

70Speed

80Endurance

85Technique

2.1Molecular Density

75Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

LinkedIn Larry "Professional Network"

Violence concluded.