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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

02-20-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, February 20, 2026 at 5:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Uncle Kick Salad

Strength70

Speed85

Endurance68

Technique77

Molecular Density0.8

Existential Dread31

Fingers10

Toes11

TALE OF THE TAPE

Uncle Kick Salad VS Slobby Joe Jr.

Slobby Joe Jr.

96Strength

75Speed

60Endurance

69Technique

30.0Molecular Density

98Existential Dread

12Fingers

6Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Uncle Kick Salad

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