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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

02-23-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, February 23, 2026 at 11:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Chuck Norris

Strength100

Speed90

Endurance100

Technique100

Molecular Density9.9

Existential Dread0

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Chuck Norris VS Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves

85Strength

95Speed

80Endurance

90Technique

2.1Molecular Density

10Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Chuck Norris

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