Count Dankula vs Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

02-26-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Thursday, February 26, 2026 at 2:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength93

Speed54

Endurance76

Technique77

Molecular Density14.2

Existential Dread35

Fingers15

Toes9

TALE OF THE TAPE

Count Dankula VS Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

30Strength

120Speed

120Endurance

30Technique

21.4Molecular Density

99Existential Dread

7Fingers

10Toes

Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

Violence concluded.