Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager vs John Jimmy

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

03-18-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, March 18, 2026 at 3:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength30

Speed120

Endurance120

Technique30

Molecular Density21.4

Existential Dread99

Fingers7

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager VS John Jimmy

95Strength

55Speed

84Endurance

66Technique

28.8Molecular Density

88Existential Dread

10Fingers

9Toes

Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

Violence concluded.