Crouton Crusher vs Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

03-23-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, March 23, 2026 at 3:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength80

Speed60

Endurance80

Technique80

Molecular Density2.9

Existential Dread25

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Crouton Crusher VS Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

30Strength

120Speed

120Endurance

30Technique

21.4Molecular Density

99Existential Dread

7Fingers

10Toes

Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

Violence concluded.