PowerPoint Paul “The Closer” vs Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

03-24-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Tuesday, March 24, 2026 at 3:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength60

Speed70

Endurance80

Technique90

Molecular Density2.6

Existential Dread35

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

PowerPoint Paul “The Closer” VS Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

30Strength

120Speed

120Endurance

30Technique

21.4Molecular Density

99Existential Dread

7Fingers

10Toes

Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

Violence concluded.